Thursday, November 21, 2013

Creative Misfortune Power Rankings ~ Week 11 (2013)

Creative Misfortune Power Rankings are based on a complicated formula that takes into account, among other things, a team's projected ability to score an Offensive Fumble Recovery TD. All power rankings guaranteed to be less accurate than real NFL team abilities on any given Sunday and are subject to change on a weekly basis.

When it comes to Creative Misfortune Power Rankings, production is combined with potential to determine a team's true strength compared to the rest of the league. Winning isn't the only factor, but it is one of the most important components of the rating. I don't believe teams can be powerful if they consistently lose, even to other great teams.

The Forked Few~
     Abandon hope and fortune all ye who rank here

     # 32 - Jacksonville Jaguars (previous: 32)
                    I guess a winning streak was too much to ask for.

     # 31 - Atlanta Falcons (previous: 30)
                    The Falcons look nothing like the team that went deep into the playoffs last season. I have no idea what is going on with them and I doubt they have any idea either.

     # 30 - Minnesota Vikings (previous: 28)
                    Until the Vikings can figure out their quarterback situation, they will continue to fail.

     # 29 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers (previous: 31)
                    Now that's what I call a winning streak! Are you paying attention, Jacksonville?

     # 28 - Houston Texans (previous: 29)
                    Case Keenum was benched in favor of Matt Schaub… is there a quarterback controversy in Houston? Hard to care when the team is playing so poorly.



The Creatively Challenged~
     Folly remains ever their mistress

     # 27 - Washington Redskins (previous: 25)
                    The Redskins let an excellent chance to get back in the NFC East race get away from them.

     # 26 - New York Giants (previous: 24)
                    The Giants are setting themselves up to be more than spoilers in the closing weeks of the season.

     # 25 - Oakland Raiders (previous: 26)
                    Oakland lit up the Texans, but it may be too little, too late with them being so far behind the other AFC West powers.

     # 24 - Pittsburgh Steelers (previous: 23)
                    The Steelers are suddenly right back in the mix of the AFC Wild Card chase.

     # 23 - Cleveland Browns (previous: 19)
                    Cleveland stumbled in Cincinnati, but their season is far from over.

     # 22 - Buffalo Bills (previous: 27)
                    Where have these Bills been? If they played like that earlier in the year, they certainly could have shocked some people.

     # 21 - St. Louis Rams (previous: 20)
                    The Rams have no shot at the division title, but some slim hopes still remain for a Wild Card spot if they keep playing like they played in Indianapolis.



The Remarkably Average~
     Dancing the fine line between misfortune and glory

     # 20 - Baltimore Ravens (previous: 17)
                    A tough loss in Chicago certainly puts a damper on Baltimore's bid to repeat as Super Bowl champions.

     # 19 - San Diego Chargers (previous: 18)
                    The Chargers looked like they had a shot at a Wild Card a few weeks ago, but a few losses have taken the wind out of their sails.

     # 18 - Tennessee Titans (previous: 21)
                    If Chris Johnson could show just a bit more consistency, the Titans wouldn't be such a question mark of a team.

     # 17 - New York Jets (previous: 16)
                    The Jets looked so good before their bye week. It's like the break turned them into a horrible team overnight.

     # 16 - Miami Dolphins (previous: 22)
                    Despite their off-field issues, the Dolphins managed to win a much-needed game.

     # 15 - Green Bay Packers (previous: 15)
                    The Packers are proving just how valuable Aaron Rodgers is to their team.

     # 14 - Dallas Cowboys (previous: 12)
                    After an up and down season, the Cowboys need to win consistently if they hope to keep pace with the Philadelphia Eagles.

     # 13 - Arizona Cardinals (previous: 14)
                    Could the Cardinals be for real? A few more wins and they could very well be in the playoffs.



The Fortunate Seven~
     The best of those not yet elite

     # 12 - Philadelphia Eagles (previous: 13)
                    Foles finally has the Eagles on the right track.

     # 11 - Chicago Bears (previous: 11)
                    Defense keeps them winning, despite the injuries on offense.

     # 10 - Detroit Lions (previous: 7)
                    The Lions had a great chance to move ahead in the division, but let it slip away despite another impressive performance by Megatron.

     # 9 - San Francisco 49ers (previous: 8)
                    The 49ers have fallen into a dogfight for an NFC Wild Card spot.

     # 8 - Indianapolis Colts (previous: 9)
                    Did the Colts learn anything during their bye week? If not, they better hope the rest of their division remains weak.

     # 7 - Cincinnati Bengals (previous: 10)
                    Cincinnati has complete control of the AFC North. Now they are playing for a bye-week advantage in the playoffs.

     # 6 - New England Patriots (previous: 5)
                    Tough break to end the game against Carolina, but they should never have been in that situation to begin with.



The Creative Elite~
     Wielding misfortune at its finest

     # 5 - Carolina Panthers (previous: 6)
                    Cam Newton is a beast and quickly emerging as the best of the mobile quarterbacks. Don't underestimate Carolina's stout defense.

     # 4 - New Orleans Saints (previous: 4)
                    New Orleans almost has to win in Seattle when they face off in a few weeks if they hope to have any chance of claiming home-field advantage throughout the playoffs.

     # 3 - Kansas City Chiefs (previous: 1)
                    The loss in Denver doesn't mean anything if the Chiefs can defeat the Broncos in Kansas City.

     # 2 - Denver Broncos (previous: 3)
                    A big win by the Broncos over the Chiefs, but their remaining schedule is far from easy.

     # 1 - Seattle Seahawks (previous: 2)
                    The first team to 10 wins, the Seahawks can relax during their bye week. A couple wins and they clinch the division. Another one or two and they clinch home-field advantage throughout the playoffs. It's nice in Seattle these days!



Week 11 Power Ranking Awards:

The Free Fallers - Cleveland Browns (-4), Detroit Lions (-3), Baltimore Ravens (-3), Kansas City Chiefs (-2), Dallas Cowboys (-2)

The Biggest Movers - Miami Dolphins (+6), Buffalo Bills (+5), Cincinnati Bengals (+3), Tennessee Titans (+3), Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+2)

Maintaining The Status Quo - New Orleans Saints (4), Chicago Bears (11), Green Bay Packers (15), Jacksonville Jaguars (32)

Creative Misfortune Super Bowl XLVIII Favorite ~ After Week 11

 Denver Broncos

Check back later tonight for Thursday Night game predictions.

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