Thursday, October 16, 2014

Predictions of Creative Misfortune - TNF - Week 7 (2014)

Does anybody see the Jets winning tonight's game? even the most die-hard Jets fans will have a hard time believing in a victory over the Patriots. All systems favor New England to win by about two touchdowns. 


Thursday Night Game Prediction:

New York Jets at New England Patriots
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: New England Patriots by 16
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: New England Patriots by 18
     Vegas Lines Pick: New England Patriots by 10. Patriots by 9.5, Over/Under 44.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: New England Patriots by 16. New England Patriots projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.625 - 0.235
     Fantasy Projection Pick: New England Patriots by 17. New England Patriots projected to win by a fantasy score of 89-42
     Best Record Wins Pick: New England Patriots by 3. Patriots better At 4-2
     Home Team Wins Pick: New England Patriots by 3


Check back tomorrow morning for predictions of the rest of the NFL's week 7 slate...

Creative Misfortune Power Rankings ~ Week 6 (2014)

Creative Misfortune Power Rankings are based on a complicated formula that takes into account, among other things, a team's projected ability to score an Offensive Fumble Recovery TD. All power rankings guaranteed to be less accurate than real NFL team abilities on any given Sunday and are subject to change on a weekly basis.

When it comes to Creative Misfortune Power Rankings, production is combined with potential to determine a team's true strength compared to the rest of the league. Winning isn't the only factor, but it is one of the most important components of the rating. I don't believe teams can be powerful if they consistently lose, even to other great teams.

The Forked Few~
     Abandon hope and fortune all ye who rank here

     # 32 - Jacksonville Jaguars (previous: 32)
                    If the Jaguars can't defeat the Titans and their backup quarterback, who can they beat?

     # 31 - Oakland Raiders (previous: 31)
                    The Raiders gave it their all, but still remain winless.

     # 30 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers (previous: 29)
                    Looks like the Buccaneers quit on another game.

     # 29 - New York Jets (previous: 30)
                    For a few minutes the Jets looked like they could pull off the upset of the year, but then Peyton Manning showed them how to fly.

     # 28 - St. Louis Rams (previous: 28)
                    Another tough loss against a division rival. The Rams have a chance to break that streak when they host Seattle, but don't count on it.



The Creatively Challenged~
     Folly remains ever their mistress

     # 27 - Washington Redskins (previous: 26)
                    Washington is a far better team than their 1-5 record indicates.

     # 26 - Tennessee Titans (previous: 27)
                    The Titans finally won a game, but what a hollow victory it is to beat the Jaguars on a blocked field goal.

     # 25 - Minnesota Vikings (previous: 25)
                    The Vikings are terrible.

     # 24 - New Orleans Saints (previous: 23)
                    New Orleans comes out of their bye a disappointing 2-3, but all is not lost as they play in a weak division. A win against Detroit could be the catalyst they need to propel them back onto the path to greatness.

     # 23 - Pittsburgh Steelers (previous: 19)
                    The Steelers were dominated by the Browns and the foul taste of their loss two weeks ago to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers still lingers. Pittsburgh had better correct themselves quickly otherwise this season will be lost.

     # 22 - Atlanta Falcons (previous: 18)
                    I had so much hope for the Falcons to return to their 2012 glory, but three straight losses against beatable teams has me questioning if they will even finish the season at .500.

     # 21 - Carolina Panthers (previous: 22)
                    A tie? Carolina has been a tale of two teams this season so far. One moment they look dominating, as if nobody can beat them. The next they look like moldy swiss cheese. At least Cam Newton is playing consistent. Without him, the Panthers would be winless.



The Remarkably Average~
     Dancing the fine line between misfortune and glory

     # 20 - Miami Dolphins (previous: 20)
                    So close, and then a mental gaffe trips the Dolphins up. A team full of so much promise, they can't afford to let games they've won slip away from them.

     # 19 - Buffalo Bills (previous: 13)
                    I'm not convinced Kyle Orton is the answer in Buffalo, but what other options do they have at this point?

     # 18 - New York Giants (previous: 12)
                    Just when you thought the Giants were coming out of their funk, they go and lay an egg in Philadelphia. The loss of Cruz hurts their struggling offense. An upcoming road trip to Dallas should do little to mend their losing ways.

     # 17 - Chicago Bears (previous: 24)
                    The Bears continue to win with their offense, because their defense can hardly shut anybody down.

     # 16 - Kansas City Chiefs (previous: 16)
                    A bye week to refresh the legs and refocus the mind. The Chiefs have to win this weekend if they want to be anything more than a Wild Card team.

     # 15 - Houston Texans (previous: 11)
                    Houston was dominated by the Colts early on, but did not wilt under fire and fought back like any great team should. As long as they can stay close with teams, you never know what havoc J.J. Watt can wreck.

     # 14 - Arizona Cardinals (previous: 17)
                    The Cardinals continue to find ways to win.

     # 13 - San Francisco 49ers (previous: 15)
                    Despite their winning record, the 49ers just do not look that dominating. Their week 7 tilt against the Broncos will be a great mid-season litmus test for San Francisco.



The Fortunate Seven~
     The best of those not yet elite

     # 12 - Cleveland Browns (previous: 21)
                    Cleveland finished in Week 6 what they started in Week 1. Since being down to Pittsburgh 27-3 at halftime of their opening game, the Browns have manhandled the Steelers and outscored them 55-13. Looks like Cleveland is no longer content to be the doormats of the AFC North.

     # 11 - New England Patriots (previous: 14)
                    There's the Tom Brady we all know and love. Now, if he could just keep throwing four touchdowns every week, fantasy players everywhere would rejoice.

     # 10 - Cincinnati Bengals (previous: 8)
                    A tie? What's worse than a tie? Not winning a game that easily could have been won, either by a defensive stop late in overtime or by a made field goal in the final seconds. The Bengals may still be the team to beat in the AFC North, but after failing to notch a win in two straight games, they won't remain the team to beat much longer.

     # 9 - Seattle Seahawks (previous: 2)
                    Tough loss at home against a surprising team. The chinks in Seattle's armor are showing. The league just has to look at what Dallas and San Diego did to ground the Seahawks if they want to keep Seattle from repeating as Super Bowl champions.

     # 8 - Green Bay Packers (previous: 7)
                    Aaron Rodgers sure is tricksy. How many times can the Packers pull a rabbit out of their hat this season?

     # 7 - Detroit Lions (previous: 9)
                    The Lions can't seem to dominate weaker opponents, but they are still winning.

     # 6 - Baltimore Ravens (previous: 6)
                    Who knew Joe Flacco could throw five touchdown passes? How many people lost their fantasy games this week because they had good old Joe "Good for 250 yards and 2 TDs" Flacco on their bench?



The Creative Elite~
     Wielding misfortune at its finest

     # 5 - Indianapolis Colts (previous: 3)
                    Nobody wants to play the Colts right now, at home or on the road.

     # 4 - Dallas Cowboys (previous: 5)
                    Huge, signature win by the Cowboys in Seattle last week. If they go on to win the division and contend for the Super Bowl, the victory over the Seahawks will be looked back on as the catalyst for their great run. And that catch by Terrance Williams? The play that will have started it all.

     # 3 - Denver Broncos (previous: 4)
                    It looked dicey at first, but Denver quickly pulled away from the Jets. As their schedule toughens up, Denver can't afford to get off to too many slow starts.

     # 2 - Philadelphia Eagles (previous: 10)
                    The Eagles head into their bye week confident after shutting out their division rivals. The game showed that they were not just built around an opportunistic defense and great special teams. Philadelphia will need to stay well-balanced if they hope to gain a top seed in the playoffs.

     # 1 - San Diego Chargers (previous: 1)
                    Despite a scare against the Raiders last week, San Diego pulled through with their fifth straight victory. It doesn't matter if you win consistently by a little or a lot, all that matters is that you win.



Week 6 Power Ranking Awards:

The Free Fallers - Seattle Seahawks (-7), New York Giants (-6), Buffalo Bills (-6), Houston Texans (-4), Atlanta Falcons (-4)

The Biggest Movers - Cleveland Browns (+9), Philadelphia Eagles (+8), Chicago Bears (+7), New England Patriots (+3), Arizona Cardinals (+3)

Maintaining The Status Quo - San Diego Chargers (1), Baltimore Ravens (6), Kansas City Chiefs (16), Miami Dolphins (20), Minnesota Vikings (25), St. Louis Rams (28), Oakland Raiders (31), Jacksonville Jaguars (32)

Creative Misfortune Super Bowl XLIX Favorites ~ After Week 6

AFC Favorite:

 

San Diego Chargers




NFC Favorite:


Philadelphia Eagles



Check back tonight for Thursday Night Football game predictions.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Week 6 Results (2014) ~ "If Real Football Used Fantasy Scoring..."

In week 6, the Jacksonville Jaguars, Oakland Raiders and the Cincinnati Bengals all managed to win a fantasy game they lost (or tied!) in real life.

High score of the week goes to the baltimore Ravens, who scored 118 points against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Other teams scoring more than the century mark were the New England Patriots (Welcome back, Tom Brady; 109 points) and the Chicago Bears (Running the ball to open up the passing game; 104 points).

Low score falls to the New York Giants at 28 points. They managed to score more fantasy points (28) than the real number of points scored against them by the Philadelphia Eagles (27), but just barely.

Closest Game of the Week: Oakland Raiders 85, San Diego Chargers 84. The Raiders managed to steal their first victory of the fantasy football season, not by outright victory, but by tiebreaker. Both the Chargers and Raiders finished the game with 84 fantasy points, but because the Raiders scored more individual touchdowns (8) than the Chargers (7), they gain a 1-point victory based on Creative Misfortune's tiebreaking rules. It doesn't matter how the Raiders get thewin, they just need to win, Baby.

Fantasy Star of the Week: Cam Newton, 33 points. You thought Joe Flacco and his 5 touchdown passes would be the star of the week, but Cam Newton is the surprisingly best player in the NFL this week. 3 total touchdowns, over 100 yards rushing and almost 300 yards passing allowed Cam Newton to lead the Panthers to a rare NFL tie on the road in Cincinnati.


Week 6 Game Results:

Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans
     Fantasy Score: Indianapolis Colts 97, Houston Texans 69
     Indianapolis' Key Performers: T.Y. Hilton (28), Andrew Luck (23), Ahmad Bradshaw (11)
     Houston's Key Performers: Arian Foster (25), Andre Johnson (13), Ryan Fitzpatrick (10)

Chicago Bears at Atlanta Falcons
     Fantasy Score: Chicago Bears 104, Atlanta Falcons 56
     Chicago's Key Performers: Matt Forte (27), Jay Cutler (22), Alshon Jeffrey (13)
     Atlanta's Key Performers: Matt Ryan (12), Antone Smith (12), Matt Bryant (11)

New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills
     Fantasy Score: New England Patriots 109, Buffalo Bills 65
     New England's Key Performers: Tom Brady (30), Brandon LaFell (21),Stephen Gostkowski (16)
     Buffalo's Key Performers: Kyle Orton (17), Robert Woods (15), Chris Hogan (13)

Carolina Panthers at Cincinnati Bengals
     Fantasy Score: Cincinnati Bengals 94, Carolina Panthers 86
     Carolina's Key Performers: Cam Newton (33), Graham Gano (13), Greg Olsen (12)
     Cincinnati's Key Performers: Giovani Bernard (21), Mohamed Sanu (18), Andy Dalton (18)

Pittsburgh Steelers at Cleveland Browns
     Fantasy Score: Cleveland Browns 81, Pittsburgh Steelers 49
     Pittsburgh's Key Performers: Antonio Brown (11), Ben Roethlisberger (11), Le'Veon Bell (10)
     Cleveland's Key Performers: Ben Tate (19), Jordan Cameron (16), Brian Hoyer (12)

Green Bay Packers at Miami Dolphins
     Fantasy Score: Green Bay Packers 90, Miami Dolphins 71
     Green Bay's Key Performers: Aaron Rodgers (25), Jordy Nelson (16), Randall Cobb (11)
     Miami's Key Performers: Ryan Tannehill (17), Lamar Miller (13), Jarvis Landry (13)

Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings
     Fantasy Score: Detroit Lions 71, Minnesota Vikings 29
     Detroit's Key Performers: Defense (21), Joique Bell (15), Theo Riddick (13)
     Minnesota's Key Performers: Jerick McKinnon (8), Defense (5), Blair Walsh (4)

Denver Broncos at New York Jets
     Fantasy Score: Denver Broncos 95, New York Jets 44
     Denver's Key Performers: Peyton Manning (21), Demaryius Thomas (18), Julius Thomas (17)
     New York's Key Performers: Geno Smith (14), Jace Amaro (12), Eric Decker (11)

Jacksonville Jaguars at Tennessee Titans
     Fantasy Score: Jacksonville Jaguars 65, Tennessee Titans 59
     Jacksonville's Key Performers: Blake Bortles (18), Clay Harbor (15), Cecil Shorts III (8)
     Tennessee's Key Performers: Defense (13), Ryan Succop (11), Charlie Whitehurst (9)

Baltimore Ravens at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
     Fantasy Score: Baltimore Ravens 118, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 60
     Baltimore's Key Performers: Joe Flacco (32), Steve Smith (17), Torrey Smith (17)
     Tampa Bay's Key Performers: Mike Glennon (18), Louis Murphy (13), Mike Evans (11)

San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders
     Fantasy Score: Oakland Raiders 85, San Diego Chargers 84
     San Diego's Key Performers: Philip Rivers (25), Branden Oliver (18), Malcolm Floyd (16)
     Oakland's Key Performers: Derek Carr (25), Andre Holmes (24), Brice Butler (12)

Washington Redskins at Arizona Cardinals
     Fantasy Score: Arizona Cardinals 86, Washington Redskins 71
     Washington's Key Performers: DeSean Jackson (17), Kirk Cousins (16), Pierre Garcon (9)
     Arizona's Key Performers: Carson Palmer (18), Defense (16), Larry Fitzgerald (15)

Dallas Cowboys at Seattle Seahawks
     Fantasy Score: Dallas Cowboys 81, Seattle Seahawks 48
     Dallas' Key Performers: DeMarco Murray (20), Tony Romo (16), Dan Bailey (15)
     Seattle's Key Performers: Steven Hauschka (12), Russell Wilson (10), Defense (9)

New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles
     Fantasy Score: Philadelphia Eagles 87, New York Giants 28
     New York's Key Performers: Eli Manning (6), Andre Williams (5), Ruben Randle (5)
     Philadelphia's Key Performers: Defense (20), LeSean McCoy (14), Nick Foles (13)

San Francisco 49ers at St. Louis Rams
     Fantasy Score: San Francisco 49ers 97, St. Louis Rams 41
     San Francisco's Key Performers: Colin Kaepernick (28), Anquan Boldin (15), Defense (14)
     St. Louis' Key Performers: Austin Davis (11), Benjamin Cunningham (9), Lance Kendricks (8)

Tomorrow, The Art of Creative Misfortune Power Rankings

Monday, October 13, 2014

Predictions of Creative Misfortune - MNF - Week 6 (2014)

At the coast this weekend, so no weekly prediction recap this Monday. All systems favor the 49ers to win in St. Louis tonight, except the Home Team Wins formula. Enjoy! 


Monday Night Game Prediction:

San Francisco 49ers at St. Louis Rams
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: San Francisco 49ers by 9
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: San Francisco 49ers by 8
     Vegas Lines Pick: San Francisco 49ers by 3. 49ers by 3, Over/Under 43.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: San Francisco 49ers by 9. San Francisco 49ers projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.522 - 0.305
     Fantasy Projection Pick: San Francisco 49ers by 1. San Francisco 49ers projected to win by a fantasy score of 64-62
     Best Record Wins Pick: San Francisco 49ers by 3. 49ers better at 3-2
     Home Team Wins Pick: St. Louis Rams by 3


Week 6 "If Real Football Used Fantasy Scoring..." results will be posted on Wednesday. How many teams improved their fantasy records this week, despite losing in real life?

Friday, October 10, 2014

Predictions of Creative Misfortune - Week 6 (2014)

The NFL has a number of games that could go either way in Week 6. Can the Vegas Lines, Best Record Wins and Home Team Wins formulas exceed the 70% accuracy mark for two weeks in a row? Time to find out.

Sunday Game Predictions:

Chicago Bears at Atlanta Falcons
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Atlanta Falcons by 5
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Atlanta Falcons by 8
     Vegas Lines Pick: Atlanta Falcons by 3. Falcons by 3, Over/Under 53.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Atlanta Falcons by 4. Atlanta Falcons projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.532 - 0.428
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Chicago Bears by 1. Chicago Bears projected to win by a fantasy score of 83-81
     Best Record Wins Pick: Atlanta Falcons by 3. Both teams at 2-3, home team wins
     Home Team Wins Pick: Atlanta Falcons by 3

New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: New England Patriots by 2
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Buffalo Bills by 4
     Vegas Lines Pick: New England Patriots by 3. Patriots by 3, Over/Under 45
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: New England Patriots by 2. New England Patriots projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.582 - 0.545
     Fantasy Projection Pick: New England Patriots by 1. New England Patriots projected to win by a fantasy score of 64-62
     Best Record Wins Pick: Buffalo Bills by 3. Both teams at 3-2, home team wins
     Home Team Wins Pick: Buffalo Bills by 3

Carolina Panthers at Cincinnati Bengals
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 8
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 16
     Vegas Lines Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 7. Bengals by 7, Over/Under 44
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 9. Cincinnati Bengals projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.641 - 0.416
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 9. Cincinnati Bengals projected to win by a fantasy score of 84-59
     Best Record Wins Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 3. Bengals better at 3-1
     Home Team Wins Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 3

Pittsburgh Steelers at Cleveland Browns
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers by 2
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers by 1
     Vegas Lines Pick: Cleveland Browns by 2. Browns by 2, Over/Under 47
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers by 2. Pittsburgh Steelers projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.532 - 0.489
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers by 5. Pittsburgh Steelers projected to win by a fantasy score of 84-71
     Best Record Wins Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers by 3. Steelers better at 3-2
     Home Team Wins Pick: Cleveland Browns by 3

Green Bay Packers at Miami Dolphins
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Green Bay Packers by 6
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Miami Dolphins by 1
     Vegas Lines Pick: Green Bay Packers by 3. Packers by 3, Over/Under 49
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Green Bay Packers by 6. Green Bay Packers projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.635 - 0.494
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Green Bay Packers by 1. Green Bay Packers projected to win by a fantasy score of 73-71
     Best Record Wins Pick: Green Bay Packers by 3. Packers better at 3-2
     Home Team Wins Pick: Miami Dolphins by 3

Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Detroit Lions by 9
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Minnesota Vikings by 1
     Vegas Lines Pick: Detroit Lions by 2. Lions by 1.5, Over/Under 45
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Detroit Lions by 10. Detroit Lions projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.631 - 0.372
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Detroit Lions by 9. Detroit Lions projected to win by a fantasy score of 72-47
     Best Record Wins Pick: Detroit Lions by 3. Lions better at 3-2
     Home Team Wins Pick: Minnesota Vikings by 3

Denver Broncos at New York Jets
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Denver Broncos by 17
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Denver Broncos by 1
     Vegas Lines Pick: Denver Broncos by 9. Broncos by 9, Over/Under 47.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Denver Broncos by 17. Denver Broncos projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.664 - 0.245
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Denver Broncos by 17. Denver Broncos projected to win by a fantasy score of 99-50
     Best Record Wins Pick: Denver Broncos by 3. Broncos better at 3-1
     Home Team Wins Pick: New York Jets by 3

Jacksonville Jaguars at Tennessee Titans
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Tennessee Titans by 10
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Tennessee Titans by 7
     Vegas Lines Pick: Tennessee Titans by 6. Titans by 6, Over/Under 44
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Tennessee Titans by 6. Tennessee Titans projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.253 - 0.100
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Tennessee Titans by 17. Tennessee Titans projected to win by a fantasy score of 92-45
     Best Record Wins Pick: Tennessee Titans by 3. Titans better at 1-4
     Home Team Wins Pick: Tennessee Titans by 3

Baltimore Ravens at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Baltimore Ravens by 17
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Baltimore Ravens by 1
     Vegas Lines Pick: Baltimore Ravens by 3. Ravens by 3, Over/Under 43
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Baltimore Ravens by 17. Baltimore Ravens projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.707 - 0.272
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Baltimore Ravens by 13. Baltimore Ravens projected to win by a fantasy score of 89-53
     Best Record Wins Pick: Baltimore Ravens by 3. Ravens better at 3-2
     Home Team Wins Pick: Tampa Bay Buccaneers by 3

San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: San Diego Chargers by 27
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: San Diego Chargers by 12
     Vegas Lines Pick: San Diego Chargers by 7. Chargers by 7, Over/Under 43
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: San Diego Chargers by 28. San Diego Chargers projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.855 - 0.159
     Fantasy Projection Pick: San Diego Chargers by 21. San Diego Chargers projected to win by a fantasy score of 91-32
     Best Record Wins Pick: San Diego Chargers by 3. Chargers better at 4-1
     Home Team Wins Pick: Oakland Raiders by 3

Washington Redskins at Arizona Cardinals
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Arizona Cardinals by 5
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Arizona Cardinals by 6
     Vegas Lines Pick: Arizona Cardinals by 4. Cardinals by 3.5, Over/Under 44
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Arizona Cardinals by 5. Arizona Cardinals projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.500 - 0.387
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Washington Redskins by 2. Washington Redskins projected to win by a fantasy score of 75-70
     Best Record Wins Pick: Arizona Cardinals by 3. Cardinals better at 3-1
     Home Team Wins Pick: Arizona Cardinals by 3

Dallas Cowboys at Seattle Seahawks
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Seattle Seahawks by 1
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Seattle Seahawks by 2
     Vegas Lines Pick: Seattle Seahawks by 8. Seahawks by 8, Over/Under 47
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Seattle Seahawks by 1. Seattle Seahawks projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.661 - 0.655
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Seattle Seahawks by 3. Seattle Seahawks projected to win by a fantasy score of 80-71
     Best Record Wins Pick: Dallas Cowboys by 3. Cowboys better at 4-1
     Home Team Wins Pick: Seattle Seahawks by 3

New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 1
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 1
     Vegas Lines Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 3. Eagles by 3, Over/Under 50
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: New York Giants by 1. New York Giants projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.606 - 0.598
     Fantasy Projection Pick: New York Giants by 2. New York Giants projected to win by a fantasy score of 86-81
     Best Record Wins Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 3. Eagles better at 4-1
     Home Team Wins Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 3

Check back next week for Monday Night's prediction.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Predictions of Creative Misfortune - TNF - Week 6 (2014)

First place is in the AFC South is up for grabs in tonight's Thursday Night matchup. Could we finally be in store for a real game, instead of a laugher and a blowout? Let's hope so. The prediction systems are split on who should win the game tonight, but the Colts are generally favored by a field goal.


Thursday Night Game Prediction:

Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Indianapolis Colts by 6
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Houston Texans by 1
     Vegas Lines Pick: Indianapolis Colts by 3. Colts by 2.5, Over/Under 46
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Indianapolis Colts by 4. Indianapolis Colts projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.705 - 0.604
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Indianapolis Colts by 11. Indianapolis Colts projected to win by a fantasy score of 90-60
     Best Record Wins Pick: Houston Texans by 3. Both teams at 3-2, home team wins
     Home Team Wins Pick: Houston Texans by 3


Check back tomorrow morning for predictions of the rest of the NFL's week 6 slate...

Creative Misfortune Power Rankings ~ Week 5 (2014)

Creative Misfortune Power Rankings are based on a complicated formula that takes into account, among other things, a team's projected ability to score an Offensive Fumble Recovery TD. All power rankings guaranteed to be less accurate than real NFL team abilities on any given Sunday and are subject to change on a weekly basis.

When it comes to Creative Misfortune Power Rankings, production is combined with potential to determine a team's true strength compared to the rest of the league. Winning isn't the only factor, but it is one of the most important components of the rating. I don't believe teams can be powerful if they consistently lose, even to other great teams.

The Forked Few~
     Abandon hope and fortune all ye who rank here

     # 32 - Jacksonville Jaguars (previous: 32)
                    The struggles in Jacksonville continue.

     # 31 - Oakland Raiders (previous: 31)
                    The Raiders took advantage of their bye week to fire their head coach. Playing San Diego won't make life any easier for them.

     # 30 - New York Jets (previous: 27)
                    The Jets played one of the absolute worst football games in recent memory. I doubt Rex Ryan will survive the season if they don't turn things around quickly.

     # 29 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers (previous: 30)
                    The Buccaneers are showing signs of life since being dismantled and embarrassed by the Falcons a couple weeks ago. They'll start winning games sooner rather than later as long as they can keep some positivity going.

     # 28 - St. Louis Rams (previous: 29)
                    The Rams still have all the potential in the world, but 2014, like so many recent seasons, will be just another rebuilding year for them.



The Creatively Challenged~
     Folly remains ever their mistress

     # 27 - Tennessee Titans (previous: 28)
                    The Titans are on a four-game skid, but they don't seem like a four-loss team.

     # 26 - Washington Redskins (previous: 26)
                    Kirk Cousins played well after a disastrous game against the Giants last week, but the Seahawks were just too much for the Redskins to handle.

     # 25 - Minnesota Vikings (previous: 14)
                    The Vikings looked bad on Thursday night. Bridgewater would not have helped them.

     # 24 - Chicago Bears (previous: 21)
                    So much promise early on, Chicago's defensive woes are catching up to them and the offense is not doing enough to outscore their opponents.

     # 23 - New Orleans Saints (previous: 24)
                    The Saints avoided a season-ending disaster by defeating the Buccaneers in overtime.

     # 22 - Carolina Panthers (previous: 25)
                    The Panthers might have saved their season with a big, comeback win over the Bears.

     # 21 - Cleveland Browns (previous: 22)
                    Best road comeback ever! Nicest thing about it? Johnny Football stayed on the bench the entire time.



The Remarkably Average~
     Dancing the fine line between misfortune and glory

     # 20 - Miami Dolphins (previous: 17)
                    Nobody heard anything about the Dolphins during their bye week. That is probably a good thing.

     # 19 - Pittsburgh Steelers (previous: 18)
                    After losing a close game at home to the Buccaneers, you think the Steelers would have been more motivated to score more than 17 points against the Jaguars.

     # 18 - Atlanta Falcons (previous: 13)
                    The Falcons are quickly becoming the enigma of the league. You think they should be better than they are while at the same time you think they are worse than they should be.

     # 17 - Arizona Cardinals (previous: 4)
                    Hard to win when your backup backup quarterback has to take the field and try and keep pace with a superstar, Hall-of-Fame quarterback on the other sideline.

     # 16 - Kansas City Chiefs (previous: 12)
                    All the mystique from their thrashing of the Patriots is gone after one week.

     # 15 - San Francisco 49ers (previous: 19)
                    The 49ers have quietly moved above .500.

     # 14 - New England Patriots (previous: 23)
                    Never make the Patriots angry by calling them washed up. You wouldn't like them when they're angry.

     # 13 - Buffalo Bills (previous: 15)
                    Maybe the Bills can win with Orton now. Who would have thought that?



The Fortunate Seven~
     The best of those not yet elite

     # 12 - New York Giants (previous: 16)
                    Now the Giants look like the Giants of Super Bowls past. Should be interesting to see how they fare against the Eagles with the division lead up for grabs.

     # 11 - Houston Texans (previous: 9)
                    The Texans are injured and beat up, but unlike in past seasons, they are fighting to the very end and giving the rest of the league all they can handle. Now if they could just get back to winning games…

     # 10 - Philadelphia Eagles (previous: 10)
                    The Eagles would have a few more losses if their special teams and defense weren't so dynamic. What has happened to the famed Blur Offense?

     # 9 - Detroit Lions (previous: 5)
                    Anybody need a kicker? If the offense played better overall, it wouldn't matter if your kicker missed three field goals.

     # 8 - Cincinnati Bengals (previous: 1)
                    So much for being undefeated. Nothing like catching a Patriots team at the wrong time coing out of your bye week.

     # 7 - Green Bay Packers (previous: 20)
                    After struggling early, the Packers look like the team to beat in the NFC North.

     # 6 - Baltimore Ravens (previous: 2)
                    The Ravens played the Colts tough, but just couldn't keep pace with them.



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     Wielding misfortune at its finest

     # 5 - Dallas Cowboys (previous: 7)
                    Four straight wins have washed away the harsh taste of an opening weekend loss to the 49ers. If the Cowboys can go into Seattle and knock off the Seahawks, this could truly become a very special, surprising season for them.

     # 4 - Denver Broncos (previous: 11)
                    Peyton Manning. 503 career touchdowns passes. 66,257 career passing yards and he still had a career day on Sunday. Not enough can be said about one of the greatest quarterbacks of our generation.

     # 3 - Indianapolis Colts (previous: 8)
                    After opening the season 0-2, the Colts have reclaimed their rightful place atop the AFC South.

     # 2 - Seattle Seahawks (previous: 6)
                    Seattle comes out of their bye week with a solid win over an east coast team. They'll have to play better at home if they hope to defeat the overly confident Cowboys this weekend.

     # 1 - San Diego Chargers (previous: 3)
                    The Chargers have dominated teams this year. Sure, anybody can beat the Jets, but San Diego also defeated the Seahawks a few weeks back. The victory, which at first looked like an NFL fluke, doesn't seem like one now.



Week 5 Power Ranking Awards:

The Free Fallers - Arizona Cardinals (-13), Minnesota Vikings (-11), Cincinnati Bengals (-7), Atlanta Falcons (-5), Baltimore Ravens (-4)

The Biggest Movers - Green Bay Packers (+13), New England Patriots (+9), Denver Broncos (+7), Indianapolis Colts (+5), Seattle Seahawks (+4)

Maintaining The Status Quo - Philadelphia Eagles (10), Washington Redskins (26), Oakland Raiders (31), Jacksonville Jaguars (32)

Creative Misfortune Super Bowl XLIX Favorites ~ After Week 5

AFC Favorite:


San Diego Chargers



NFC Favorite:


Seattle Seahawks



Check back later tonight for the Thursday Night Football game predictions.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Week 5 Results (2014) ~ "If Real Football Used Fantasy Scoring..."

Despite the remarkable number of close games in week 5 (and a decent number of blowouts), only the St. Louis Rams managed to win a fantasy game they lost in real life.

High score of the week goes to the Denver Broncos, who scored 126 points against the Arizona Cardinals. Three other teams also eclipsed the century mark in fantasy points this week: San Diego Chargers (106), New England Patriots (104), and the Green Bay Packers (103).

Low score falls to the New York Jets at 8 points. You read that correctly. The Jets only managed to generate 8 fantasy points total as a team this week. How many players on your fantasy rosters scored more than 8 points by themselves? In the four years Creative Misfortune has been running the "If Real football Used Fantasy Scoring..." feature, no team has ever scored so few points in a game. The closest came back in week 2 of the 2011 season when the Detroit Lions held the Kansas City Chiefs to just 9 fantasy points overall as a team. No matter how you slice it, New York's performance on Sunday against the San Diego Chargers was an epic fail.

Though nobody can compare to the ineptness of the New York Jets, the Minnesota Vikings deserve mention here for being the only team, other than the Jets, unable to score more fantasy points (34) than the real number of points (42) the Green Bay Packers scored against them.

Closest Game of the Week: New Orleans Saints 83, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 75. The Saints survived a real overtime scare at home in New Orleans, but they coasted to a solid 8-point fantasy victory in the virtual world. Despite their real-life upset of the Steelers last week, the Buccaneers remain winless in the fantasy world.

Fantasy Star of the Week: Russell Wilson, 34 points; Demaryius Thomas, 34 points. Russell Wilson continues to defy his critics who refer to him as a "system quarterback". System quarterbacks can't run the ball nearly as well as Wilson. And Demaryius Thomas, where have you been all season? Fantasy players everywhere rejoice at the onslaught of points from this highly drafted wide receiver. Let's hope Peyton Manning continues to find him as we get into the meat of the fantasy football schedule.


Week 5 Game Results:

Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers
     Fantasy Score: Green Bay Packers 103, Minnesota Vikings 34
     Minnesota's Key Performers: Christian Ponder (11), Matt Asiata (5), Adam Thielen (5)
     Green Bay's Key Performers: Eddie Lacy (24), Defense (22), Aaron Rodgers (18)

Chicago Bears at Carolina Panthers
     Fantasy Score: Carolina Panthers 86, Chicago Bears 72
     Chicago's Key Performers: Jay Cutler (21), Matt Forte (20), Alshon Jeffrey (15)
     Carolina's Key Performers: Greg Olsen (19), Defense (17), Cam Newton (14)

Baltimore Ravens at Indianapolis Colts
     Fantasy Score: Indianapolis Colts 79, Baltimore Ravens 55
     Baltimore's Key Performers: Justin Forsett (15), Jason Tucker (9), Defense (9)
     Indianapolis' Key Performers: Andrew Luck (19), Defense (14), Dwayne Allen (11)

Houston Texans at Dallas Cowboys
     Fantasy Score: Dallas Cowboys 79, Houston Texans 56
     Houston's Key Performers: Arian Foster (28), Defense (7), DeAndre Hopkins (6)
     Dallas' Key Performers: Tony Romo (18), DeMarco Murray (16), Dez Bryant (14)

Buffalo Bills at Detroit Lions
     Fantasy Score: Buffalo Bills 70, Detroit Lions 48
     Buffalo's Key Performers: Kyle Orton (14), Fred Jackson (11), Defense (11)
     Detroit's Key Performers: Golden Tate (19), Defense (11), Matthew Stafford (10)

Pittsburgh Steelers at Jacksonville Jaguars
     Fantasy Score: Pittsburgh Steelers 64, Jacksonville Jaguars 36
     Pittsburgh's Key Performers: Defense (15), Ben Roethlisberger (12), Le'Veon Bell (11)
     Jacksonville's Key Performers: Josh Scobee (10), Defense (7), Allen Robinson (5)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New Orleans Saints
     Fantasy Score: New Orleans Saints 83, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 75
     Tampa Bay's Key Performers: Mike Glennon (15), Vincent Jackson (14), Bobby Rainey (10)
     New Orleans' Key Performers: Pierre Thomas (22), Drew Brees (16), Khiry Robinson (14)

Atlanta Falcons at New York Giants
     Fantasy Score: New York Giants 76, Atlanta Falcons 62
     Atlanta's Key Performers: Matt Ryan (14), Antone Smith (14), Steven Jackson (12)
     New York's Key Performers: Eli Manning (16), Josh Brown (15), Andre Williams (13)

Cleveland Browns at Tennessee Titans
     Fantasy Score: Cleveland Browns 87, Tennessee Titans 68
     Cleveland's Key Performers: Brian Hoyer (21), Travis Benjamin (16), Ben Tate (12)
     Tennessee's Key Performers: Kendall Wright (20), Jake Locker (16), Justin Hunter (15)

St. Louis Rams at Philadelphia Eagles
     Fantasy Score: St. Louis Rams 87, Philadelphia Eagles 82
     St. Louis' Key Performers: Austin Davis (26), Brian Quick (20), Benjamin Cunningham (12)
     Philadelphia's Key Performers: Defense (20), Jeremy Maclin (13), Nick Foles (13)

Arizona Cardinals at Denver Broncos
     Fantasy Score: Denver Broncos 126, Arizona Cardinals 43
     Arizona's Key Performers: Andre Ellington (26), Chandler Catanzaro (9), Larry Fitzgerald (5)
     Denver's Key Performers: Demaryius Thomas (34), Peyton Manning (31), Julius Thomas (18)

New York Jets at San Diego Chargers
     Fantasy Score: San Diego Chargers 106, New York Jets 8
     New York's Key Performers: Chris Ivory (4), Jeremy Kerley (2), Defense (1)
     San Diego's Key Performers: Branden Oliver (29), Philip Rivers (21), Antonio Gates (18)

Kansas City Chiefs at San Francisco 49ers
     Fantasy Score: San Francisco 49ers 71, Kansas City Chiefs 52
     Kansas City's Key Performers: Alex Smith (13), Jamaal Charles (8), Travis Kelce (7)
     San Francisco's Key Performers: Phil Dawson (20), Colin Kaepernick (13), Frank Gore (10)

Cincinnati Bengals at New England Patriots
     Fantasy Score: New England Patriots 104, Cincinnati Bengals 52
     Cincinnati's Key Performers: Andy Dalton (17), Mohamed Sanu (13), A.J. Green (12)
     New England's Key Performers: Stephen Gostkowski (21), Tom Brady (20), Stevan Ridley (17)

Seattle Seahawks at Washington Redskins
     Fantasy Score: Seattle Seahawks 82, Washington Redskins 65
     Seattle's Key Performers: Russell Wilson (34), Marshawn Lynch (17), Steven Hauschka (11)
     Washington's Key Performers: DeSean Jackson (21), Kirk Cousins (19), Andre Roberts (8)

Tomorrow, The Art of Creative Misfortune Power Rankings

Monday, October 6, 2014

Predictions of Creative Misfortune - MNF - Week 5 (2014)

With the Monday Night game remaining in week 5, the fifth week of predictions showed the following results for our systems...

Three systems picked games brilliantly this weekend. The Vegas Lines formula picked 12 out of 14 games correctly for an amazing 85.7% accuracy - the best all season. Both the Home Team Wins formula (11/14 78.6%) and the Best Record Wins formula (10/14 71.4%) exceeded the 70% accuracy mark as well.

Creative Misfortune's Home/Away PPY formula picked 9 out of 14 games correctly, for a solid 64.3% accuracy.

The Fantasy Projections formula picked 8 out of 14 games accurately for a typical Home Team Wins success rate of 57.1%.

Both Creative Misfortune's Overall PPY and the Pythagorean Theorem formulas struggled again in week 5, only predicting 6 out of 14 game winners correctly for a terrible 42.9% accuracy.

Most systems, except Creative Misfortune's Home/Away PPY formula and the Home Team Wins formula, favor the Seattle Seahawks to win on the road in tonight's matchup.

Monday Night Game Prediction:

Seattle Seahawks at Washington Redskins
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Seattle Seahawks by 9
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Washington Redskins by 5
     Vegas Lines Pick: Seattle Seahawks by 8. Seahawks by 7.5, Over/Under 45
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Seattle Seahawks by 9. Seattle Seahawks projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.633 - 0.419
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Seattle Seahawks by 3. Seattle Seahawks projected to win by a fantasy score of 75-68
     Best Record Wins Pick: Seattle Seahawks by 3. Seahawks better at 2-1
     Home Team Wins Pick: Washington Redskins by 3


Week 5 "If Real Football Used Fantasy Scoring..." results will be posted on Wednesday. With so many close overtime games, there's a good chance at least a couple teams improved their fantasy records this week, despite losing in real life.

Friday, October 3, 2014

Predictions of Creative Misfortune - Week 5 (2014)

Week 5 in the NFL features tons of games that could go either way and after Pittsburgh's collapse last week at home against Tampa Bay I wouldn't be surprised if we are in for a couple upsets this week as well.

Sunday Game Predictions:

Chicago Bears at Carolina Panthers
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Chicago Bears by 4
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Chicago Bears by 6
     Vegas Lines Pick: Carolina Panthers by 3. Panthers by 2.5, Over/Under 45.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Chicago Bears by 4. Chicago Bears projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.451 - 0.343
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Carolina Panthers by 1. Game projected to be a tie by the fantasy score of 70-70. Panthers given a 1-point edge at home.
     Best Record Wins Pick: Carolina Panthers by 3. Both teams at 2-2, home team wins
     Home Team Wins Pick: Carolina Panthers by 3

Baltimore Ravens at Indianapolis Colts
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Baltimore Ravens by 2
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Indianapolis Colts by 4
     Vegas Lines Pick: Indianapolis Colts by 4. Colts by 3.5, Over/Under 48.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Baltimore Ravens by 3. Baltimore Ravens projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.783 - 0.701
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Baltimore Ravens by 1. Baltimore Ravens projected to win by a fantasy score of 80-79
     Best Record Wins Pick: Baltimore Ravens by 3. Ravens better at 3-1
     Home Team Wins Pick: Indianapolis Colts by 3

Houston Texans at Dallas Cowboys
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Dallas Cowboys by 2
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Dallas Cowboys by 2
     Vegas Lines Pick: Dallas Cowboys by 6. Cowboys by 6, Over/Under 46.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Dallas Cowboys by 1. Dallas Cowboys projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.666 - 0.650
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Houston Texans by 1. Houston Texans projected to win by a fantasy score of 71-67
     Best Record Wins Pick: Dallas Cowboys by 3. Both teams at 3-1, home team wins
     Home Team Wins Pick: Dallas Cowboys by 3

Buffalo Bills at Detroit Lions
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Detroit Lions by 5
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Detroit Lions by 9
     Vegas Lines Pick: Detroit Lions by 7. Lions by 7, Over/Under 44
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Detroit Lions by 6. Detroit Lions projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.679 - 0.531
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Detroit Lions by 9. Detroit Lions projected to win by a fantasy score of 73-48
     Best Record Wins Pick: Detroit Lions by 3. Lions better at 3-1
     Home Team Wins Pick: Detroit Lions by 3

Pittsburgh Steelers at Jacksonville Jaguars
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers by 23
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers by 12
     Vegas Lines Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers by 6. Steelers by 6, Over/Under 46.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers by 16. Pittsburgh Steelers projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.488 - 0.093
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers by 18. Pittsburgh Steelers projected to win by a fantasy score of 98-48
     Best Record Wins Pick: Pittsburgh Steelers by 3. Steelers better at 2-2
     Home Team Wins Pick: Jacksonville Jaguars by 3

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New Orleans Saints
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: New Orleans Saints by 9
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: New Orleans Saints by 15
     Vegas Lines Pick: New Orleans Saints by 10. Saints by 10, Over/Under 48
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: New Orleans Saints by 7. New Orleans Saints projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.414 - 0.233
     Fantasy Projection Pick: New Orleans Saints by 13. New Orleans Saints projected to win by a fantasy score of 90-53
     Best Record Wins Pick: New Orleans Saints by 3. Both teams at 1-3, home team wins
     Home Team Wins Pick: New Orleans Saints by 3

Atlanta Falcons at New York Giants
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Atlanta Falcons by 1
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: New York Giants by 7
     Vegas Lines Pick: New York Giants by 4. Giants by 4, Over/Under 50.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Atlanta Falcons by 1. Atlanta Falcons projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.587 - 0.573
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Atlanta Falcons by 1. Atlanta Falcons projected to win by a fantasy score of 82-80
     Best Record Wins Pick: New York Giants by 3. Both teams at 2-2, home team wins
     Home Team Wins Pick: New York Giants by 3

Cleveland Browns at Tennessee Titans
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Cleveland Browns by 10
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Cleveland Browns by 8
     Vegas Lines Pick: Cleveland Browns by 2. Browns by 1.5, Over/Under 44
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Cleveland Browns by 11. Cleveland Browns projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.476 - 0.192
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Tennessee Titans by 4. Tennessee Titans projected to win by a fantasy score of 71-61
     Best Record Wins Pick: Cleveland Browns by 3. Browns better at 1-2
     Home Team Wins Pick: Tennessee Titans by 3

St. Louis Rams at Philadelphia Eagles
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 14
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 4
     Vegas Lines Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 7. Eagles by 7, Over/Under 47.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 13. Philadelphia Eagles projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.593 - 0.271
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 3. Philadelphia Eagles projected to win by a fantasy score of 83-75
     Best Record Wins Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 3. Eagles better at 3-1
     Home Team Wins Pick: Philadelphia Eagles by 3

Arizona Cardinals at Denver Broncos
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Arizona Cardinals by 2
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Arizona Cardinals by 3
     Vegas Lines Pick: Denver Broncos by 7. Broncos by 7, Over/Under 49
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Arizona Cardinals by 6. Arizona Cardinals projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.713 - 0.566
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Denver Broncos by 4. Denver Broncos projected to win by a fantasy score of 78-68
     Best Record Wins Pick: Arizona Cardinals by 3. Cardinals better at 3-0
     Home Team Wins Pick: Denver Broncos by 3

New York Jets at San Diego Chargers
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: San Diego Chargers by 14
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: San Diego Chargers by 11
     Vegas Lines Pick: San Diego Chargers by 6. Chargers by 6, Over/Under 43.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: San Diego Chargers by 15. San Diego Chargers projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.758 - 0.387
     Fantasy Projection Pick: San Diego Chargers by 11. San Diego Chargers projected to win by a fantasy score of 86-55
     Best Record Wins Pick: San Diego Chargers by 3. Chargers better at 3-1
     Home Team Wins Pick: San Diego Chargers by 3

Kansas City Chiefs at San Francisco 49ers
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Kansas City Chiefs by 6
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Kansas City Chiefs by 5
     Vegas Lines Pick: San Francisco 49ers by 6. 49ers by 6, Over/Under 44.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Kansas City Chiefs by 6. Kansas City Chiefs projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.647 - 0.493
     Fantasy Projection Pick: San Francisco 49ers by 2. San Francisco 49ers projected to win by a fantasy score of 68-63
     Best Record Wins Pick: San Francisco 49ers by 3. Both teams at 2-2, home team wins
     Home Team Wins Pick: San Francisco 49ers by 3

Cincinnati Bengals at New England Patriots
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 17
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: New England Patriots by 1
     Vegas Lines Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 1. Bengals by 1, Over/Under 45.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 18. Cincinnati Bengals projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.891 - 0.431
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 10. Cincinnati Bengals projected to win by a fantasy score of 75-48
     Best Record Wins Pick: Cincinnati Bengals by 3. Bengals better at 3-0
     Home Team Wins Pick: New England Patriots by 3


Check back next week for Monday Night's prediction.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Predictions of Creative Misfortune - TNF - Week 5 (2014)

The Vikings come into Green Bay emboldened by the play of their rookie quarterback, but the Packers return from Chicago eager to take down Minnesota after their successful Bear hunt. Who wins tonight's matchup? It all depends on how well the Vikings can keep Aaron Rodgers contained.


Thursday Night Game Prediction:

Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers
     Overall Points Per Yard Pick: Minnesota Vikings by 3
     Home/Away Points Per Yard Pick: Minnesota Vikings by 1
     Vegas Lines Pick: Green Bay Packers by 9. Packers by 8.5, Over/Under 47.5
     Pythagorean Theorem Pick: Minnesota Vikings by 3. Minnesota Vikings projected to win by a 2014 Pythagorean Rating of 0.547 - 0.475
     Fantasy Projection Pick: Green Bay Packers by 3. Green Bay Packers projected to win by a fantasy score of 76-68
     Best Record Wins Pick: Green Bay Packers by 3. Both teams at 2-2, home team wins
     Home Team Wins Pick: Green Bay Packers by 3


Check back tomorrow morning for predictions of the rest of the NFL's week 5 slate...