Creative Misfortune Power Rankings ~ Preseason

Creative Misfortune Power Rankings are based on a complicated formula that takes into account, among other things, a team's projected ability to score an Offensive Fumble Recovery TD. All power rankings guaranteed to be less accurate than real NFL team abilities on any given Sunday and are subject to change on a weekly basis. If your team’s ranking remains unchanged for 4 hours or more, please consult with your doctor, as serious side effects may occur.

The Forked Few ~
     Abandon hope and fortune all ye who rank here
    
     # 32 - St. Louis Rams

     # 31 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers

     # 30 - Detroit Lions

     # 29 - Washington Redskins

     # 28 - Cleveland Browns

The Creatively Challenged ~
     Folly remains ever their mistress
    
     # 27 - Oakland Raiders

     # 26 - Kansas City Chiefs

     # 25 - Jacksonville Jaguars

     # 24 - Cincinnati Bengals

     # 23 - Chicago Bears

     # 22 - Tennessee Titans

     # 21 - Buffalo Bills

The Remarkably Average ~
     Dancing the fine line between misfortune and glory
    
     # 20 - New York Giants

     # 19 - Denver Broncos

     # 18 - Miami Dolphins

     # 17 - Arizona Cardinals

     # 16 - Philadelphia Eagles

     # 15 - Seattle Seahawks

     # 14 - Carolina Panthers

     # 13 - Pittsburgh Steelers

The Fortunate Seven ~
     The best of those not yet elite
    
     # 12 - Houston Texans

     # 11 - Atlanta Falcons

     # 10 - San Francisco 49ers

       # 9 - New England Patriots

       # 8 - Minnesota Vikings

       # 7 - Baltimore Ravens

       # 6 - Dallas Cowboys

The Creative Elite ~
       Wielding misfortune at its finest
      
       # 5 - Green Bay Packers

       # 4 - Indianapolis Colts

       # 3 - New Orleans Saints

       # 2 - New York Jets

       # 1 - San Diego Chargers



Creative Misfortune Super Bowl XLV Favorite ~ After the Preseason

San Diego Chargers




Tomorrow, Creative Misfortune's "If real football used fantasy football scoring..." season and score prediction segments officially kick off with the NFL's season opener featuring the Minnesota Vikings and the defending champion New Orleans Saints...